SELENA GOMEZ Is Not Pregnant
SELENA GOMEZ Is. Not. Pregnant….so you can now shut your pie-holes gossiping about it. Hollywood gossip websites looked into the test results Selena underwent at the hospital since she was rushed to the emergency room complaining of severe headache and nausea Thursday. Well, guess what Justin Bieber‘s girlfriend is suffering from…
High blood pressure!
At the age of 18!
And we lay all the blame on the Beliebers’ door, who’ve harassed Selena with hate mail and death threats on a daily basis ever since she hooked up with Justin, and who are even now organizing huge impromptu pocket parties across the globe to celebrate the news: THERE IS NO BIEBER BABY! DEATH TO THE B*TCH!
Hush now. Don’t tell Selena Gomez. Reports of an angry mob heading right at her might very well send her headlong into a stroke.
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