It hasn’t been a month, but Hollywood rumors are chirping all over the place that JENNIFER ANISTON‘s firm hand is holding the reigns over JUSTIN THEROUX already. Jen earlier announced she’d be taking a year-long vacation from Hollywood to concentrate on her new love…and when she meant concentrate, she was dead serious.

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…and Theroux is chaffing under the bit.

RYAN GOSLING has had a very auspicious start in Hollywood – he joined the Mickey Mouse Club at age 12 to be where the girls were. Not bad for a budding adolescent with a nascent case of raging hormones. Look where he’s at now…

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“All the girls in my class were auditioning, so I did too,”

Ryan told Hollywood celebrity websites.

Cruel world this Tinseltown…”Glee’s” resident quarterback CORY MONTEITH learned he was being fired from the show when that little piece of news appeared on the tabloids…

Where else but in Hollywood will find yourself kicked out of your job without being told face to face? Wait…with the recession raging, isn’t it happening all over the United States, too?

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Sorry Finn, but you’re a statistic now. Time to put on the suit and tie and fall in line to pimp your resume…uh, that is…beg for auditions.

KRIS JENNER has gone under the knife and we have the exclusive video of her heading into surgery courtesy of E! News. Mommy Jenner, decided to refresh her look for KIM KARDASHIAN‘s big day, according to the latest Hollywood gossip news. Oh dear! (Watch video below)

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“I don’t want to die,” Kris joked, kind of, after calling it the “most stressful morning” of her life.

“Don’t cry, you’re going to be fine,” Kim Kar assured her mom.

AMBER HEARD always looks lovely. As she did at the 2011 ESP Awards held at Nokia Theater in L.A. yesterday. We’ll show you how to get Amber Heard‘s look. Heard had on a gorgeous black corset dress by Vivienne Westwood as for jewelries; they are equally exquisite but they didn’t cost millions. You can probably afford to buy them as well.

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Community stars, ALISON BRIE and GILLIAN JACOBS actually did this lesbian scene in the August Comedy issue of GQ. The hilarious and hilariously gorgeous girls of “Community” are such good sports, all GQ had to do was ask!

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Here are some of their funny quotes from the interview:

ALISON:
“With a shoot like this, you’re negotiating these positions together: ‘Can you move your crotch a little to the left? Really get it up there.’ ”