KHLOE KARDASHIAN is rubbing her hands together while planning a wild and dirty bachelorette bash for soon-to-be-wed older sis KIM KARDASHIAN. Is celebrity news going to be witness to a lot of penis straws and male strippers all over the party venue?

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“I want to do it as bad as possible because she’s so uncomfortable by it, and it’s funny,”

Fresh on the heels of “Friends With Benefits” co-star MILA KUNIS‘ agreeing to go on a date with a Marine who asked her out on YouTube, JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE got asked out online on a date, too by no less than another member of the armed forces…a woman, this time.

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Corporal Kelsey De Santis, who’s the only female soldier serving with the Martial Arts Center for Excellence at Marine Corps Base Quantico, posed the question on a YouTube video, asking the “Sexy Back” singer to be her escort at the North Carolina’s Marine Corps Ball to be held in Washington D.C. in November.

ZAC EFRON has joined the ranks of stars, like MARK WAHLBERG and LILY ALLEN, who have one thing in common: A Third Nipple.

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That’s right, these stars all have third nipples!

Wahlberg and Allen have outed their mammarian abnormalities years ago, to the titillation of Hollywood celebrity websites. But its the first time anyone’s made mention of the fact that Zac Efron shares this trait, too… (see photo gallery below)

In the first celebrity news has heard of such a thing, a very scared CHRIS EVANS reportedly sought therapy before agreeing to become “Captain America.” Do a double take with us. Would you be shaking in your shoes if Tinseltown offered you a chance to become a star….so much so that you’d go running to your psychiatrist?

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Well, apparently, Chris Evans did.

CATHERINE KIEU BECKER, the woman who allegedly chopped off her husband’s penis with a knife and tossed it in a garbage disposal has just been charged with 2 felonies, including TORTURE; she now faces life in prison.

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Becker,48, was also charged with “aggravated mayhem” — i.e. intentionally causing permanent disfigurement of another human being.

Becker was arrested late Monday night after allegedly drugging her estranged husband, tying him to a bed, and cutting off his penis with a knife … before mutilating it in a garbage disposal. Ewww!

Duchess of Cambridge, KATE MIDDLETON granted cancer patient Diamond Ann Marshall, her wish. When six-year-old Diamond was asked by a charity what her dream would be, she told them she would like to meet a real Princess. Diamond who suffers from stage IV undifferentiated sarcoma greeted Kate with a hug and a bouquet as she arrived at Calgary airport with Prince William during her Canada visit.

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