KIRSTIE ALLEY recently confronted talk show host DAVID LETTERMAN about all the fat jokes he ever made about her on his show. She even read them all off a piece of paper!
But hey, it was all in good fun. Kirstie, who appeared as a guest on the ‘Late Show with David Letterman’ yesterday, asked David:
“Do you love me still? Because I feel I’m a little estranged from you. I thought you loved me madly and then you would talk about me being sort of… “chub.” But some of your jokes we’re funny!”
Here’s the most twisted celebrity news we’ve encountered recently: a woman correctly predicted when AMY WINEHOUSE would die, and now she’s won a prize. Yes, a prize—for predicting a person’s death. How sick can you get?
There’s a website that has been around since 2007—the same year Amy got hospitalized for overdosing on a cocktail of various drugs—and it’s primary purpose was to take people’s guesses on when Amy would die. The one who guessed correctly would receive a brand spanking new iPod Touch and would be crowned Mr. or Mrs. Death.
KHLOE and KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN were out and about in West Hollywood, seemingly in deep discussion about the psoriasis scare that’s hit the family ever since soon-to-be wed sister KIM aired the red patches on her otherwise flawless Armenian legs on their reality show.
Here’s what a conversation between KHLOE and KOURTNEY might sound like:
Khloe: Did you see those rashes on Kim‘s leg? Little Miss Perfect…they’re disgusting! Hahahah!
Kourtney: Uh, Khloe…I’ve got something disgusting to admit myself…I think I have it, too…
LADY GAGA, who clearly idolizes DONATELLA VERSACE, channeled the Italian fashion maven at Chateau Marmont, and looked surprisingly…normal. That is to say, quite unlike herself.
Fans and paparazzi spent long hours waiting for her outside, and she finally sent them a note thanking them for waiting, together with McDonalds hamburgers and fries. Gaga ended her note with:
“I love you with all my heart.”
AMY WINEHOUSE‘s family has released a statement saying Amy died from alcohol withdrawal last Saturday. Though it was her struggles to quit drugs that received a lot of focus in the media, Amy‘s family suspects that alcohol withdrawal caused her death.
Celebrity news heard a source quoting Amy‘s father Mitch:
“He said doctors had told Amy to gradually reduce her intake of alcohol and to avoid bingeing at all costs. Amy told him she couldn’t do that. It was all or nothing and she gave up completely,”
Through no fault of her own, PIPPA MIDDLETON will be the unwitting focus of a documentary about her worldwide popularity that’ll air on Britain’s TLC network. The documentary will also focus Prince Harry‘s continuing crush on her (she’s a “foxy filly”, he says) despite dating model Florence Brudenell-Bruce.
And this without Pippa having done anything outrageous or downright scandalous like all those fame whores are doing these days to score reality show contracts or to keep the public interested in their dirty laundry.
