ASHTON KUTCHER may have trumped JOSH DUHAMEL for a surfboard at the 2011 Teen Choice Awards but he screeched out KATY PERRY‘s “Teenage Dream” as his acceptance speech, making the whole world cringe and pray fervently he decides to keep his day job instead.
Ashton came to Universal City’s Amphitheater dressed appropriately in beach bum threads with his signature scruffy beard, but came onstage and screeched sang. No wonder Fergie made Ginzu knife eyes at him and motioned with her finger across her neck, perhaps imagining herself cutting off his vocal cords to end the auditory torment…
Celebrity news noted the audience seemed appreciative, but this is the first time anyone’s heard Mr. Demi Moore sing on live TV, and well, they’d clap and laugh too if Andy Serkis dressed in full “Planet of the Apes” costume came and rapped onstage.
Please Ashton, stick with “Two And A Half Men” and your romantic comedies…don’t do this to us again…
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