MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO brought home a pair of twins but DEENA CORTESE ended up banging one of his dates instead. Seems she was green with envy about The Situation‘s “twinning” experiment, she wanted to try it out for herself. With a chick.
“Jersey Shore” Season 4 had Deena hooking up with an Italian waiter she met at a cafe, but The Situation did her one better by channeling Hugh Hefner and waltzing in with blonde twins Erica and Brittney…
According to entertainment news, Deena, who absolutely hates being shown up (she bragged about her own nose job when everybody was going on about JWow‘s most recent aesthetic transformations), did the nasty with one of The Situation‘s chicks instead.
“We heard you were moaning all night,”
The Situation teased Deena the next morning. To which Deena replied in her defense:
“She didn’t lick down there. She went to and then I decided I didn’t want to do that. Now I realize I was a little bi-curious, and I realized I do like boys.”
But do boys…or any other gender, for that matter, like her?
“I always said that if I was ever to be bi-curious it would be with a hot blonde. She was adorable.”
Deena said of one of The Situation‘s twins. We only hope Deena didn’t give that one the date rape drug just to get it on with her. Poor girl.
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