JENNIFER ANISTON‘s loudly ticking clock must be keeping her awake nights because Hollywood rumors just heard she and JUSTIN THEROUX will be starting a family soon. It’s either that or she’s decided to beat Angelina Jolie at her own game and have half-a-dozen kids of her own before you can say “Maddox-Chivan-Zahara-Marley-Pax-Thien-Shiloh-Nouvelle-Knox-Leon-Vivienne-Marcheline”.
A source tell us:
“They have talked at length about getting married and starting a family…She is anxious for the next phase of her life and feels like this is the time.”
Another insider says:
“And her hunky new guy (who split with girlfriend of 14 years Heidi Bivens in March) is completely on board with having a baby…they both want it to happen soon.”
So Jen took one look at Theroux‘s unaccountably furry toothsome in “Your Highness” – where he played a warlock desperate to impregnate a virgin during two-moon juxtaposition for her to birth a dragon – decided he had the perfect genes to start her new brood with, and clawed him away from poor defenseless Heidi Bivens (pay it forward, and all that).
Well Jen‘s a very fit, very healthy 42 now, so we’re looking at 10 babies bred off Justin Theroux in the next 10 years maybe? IVF if she can’t get them the usual way, adopt if her bits have ceased to work…anything to have them babies.
So there you go, Angie, we’re on our way to one-upping you now…
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