JIM CARREY professes his love for EMMA STONE in a self-taped video—and it’s really creepy! Of course we know he’s just joking around…
Or is he?
“Emma, I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but you know, smart, smart and kind-hearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled-faced kids…”
And then, after talking about the things they would do as a married couple (which includes camping, playing Yahtzee, and *shudder* sex), Jim adds:
“And every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging that I can find so far.”
Then, he says:
“Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.”
At the end of the video, he mouths, “I love you,” and then his chin starts to quiver.
Obviously this is just a joke, albeit a slightly creepy one, but what’s it for? We haven’t heard of any movie projects involving both Jim and Emma, so we know it’s not some sort of publicity stunt for a film.
And we wonder how Emma will respond…
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