Apparently SELENA GOMEZ and all sorts of pricey bling weren’t enough because JUSTIN BIEBER brought a snake as his date to the VMA’s.

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The Bieb made an entrance to MTV’s dressed in an androgynous blazer black blazer and a pair of specs that made him look suspiciously like Hilary Swank during her “Boys Don’t Cry” filming phase.

And on his arm was a thin, flesh colored garter snake, apparently his date for the evening. Gifted with the unlikely moniker of “Johnson”, Bieber wore the reptile like a bracelet around his right arm the whole night.

Celebrity news wonders if this his response to sculptor Daniel Edwards latest bronze creation on the impression of the “Baby” singer’s penis, protrayed as Looney Tunes’ Sylvester the Cat. As in “no, Edwards, my weenie looks more like this.” Or something to that effect.

Whatever the case, Justin Bieber was looking to make a statement during the VMA’s, but for the life of us, we’re still trying to find out what it was.

Image via video grab.

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