We smell trouble in paradise…it turns out new bride KIM KARDASHIAN had conveniently forgotten to tell groom KRIS HUMPHRIES that she had been married before. What? He didn’t know? He doesn’t read the tabloids? What else hasn’t she told him? Maybe he doesn’t know about the sex tape either.
And how did Kris find out? Why, in an episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, of course.
Oh, wait. We forgot. That reality show’s scripted tight down to its butt hole. So did Kris not really know that his bride of two weeks, who was previously his fiancee of a few months, whom he’d been dating since last December, was previously married to music producer Damon Thomas for four years?
“What else do I not know about her at this point?”
Kris tells the camera.
D-uh. She’s your wife. Go figure. In fact, go hire a private investigator. Unless Kris Jenner has had the prenup stipulated to prevent you from doing that. And celebrity news wouldn’t put it past her either.
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