Oh yes, in the mounting hype and air-tight secrecy surrounding KIM KARDASHIAN‘s wedding, the bride herself has decided to reveal some eleventh hour secrets of her own as Kim watchers wait with bated breath for the few remaining hours to what’s been dubbed as W Day…
1. Her wedding is all about the dress
Not the vows, not the guests, not even her beloved groom. No, her top secret confidential Vera Wang wedding gown has been designed and created to bowl the whole world over…
“Oh my God, that dress! It’s all about the dress.”
Kim gushed to Ryan Seacrest in an interview.
So knowing Kim Kardashian, be prepared for more than one dress on W Day.
2. No green bridesmaids’ dresses, sorry
Kim‘s laughing about the tweets Kourtney and Khloe have been sending to mislead the general public. What role do they have on W Day? Court jesters? Green dresses, indeed. We didn’t think the color would go with the Kardashian girls’ olive skin tone anyway.
3. Kim’s freaking out
Like every bridezilla, Kim finds herself on the verge of tantrums 20 times a day.
“From Kris‘s dogs in my space to his shirts on the floor to going over budget to everything you could possibly think of…I mean, it’s ridiculous issues that I guess everyone goes through. Planning a wedding is so much work. I had no idea.”
Uh, Kim…weren’t you married before?
4. Kris is The One
No questions about that one. Kim‘s been through the lot (including a sex tape), and this time she’s sure about her guy.
“When you know you know. We’re having so much fun we just get along so well, he just lets me be me. And we have such a good relationship. It’s such a normal, healthy, trusting, easy relationship.”
As far as can be had living a reality television life, anyway.
5. Robert Kardashian, Sr.’s ghost is a guest at her wedding
Uh…really? Won’t all the 451 guests clear out in a hurry?
“I’m having something always with me. These are the moments you wish … my dad could be here. You’ll feel the presence of my dad. I’ve had my moments where I’ve cried to Bruce, and it’s been emotional. I wouldn’t be human if I didn’t.”
Oh, whew…for a moment there we thought her biological dad’s ghost would usurp Bruce Jenner‘s job of walking Kim down the aisle.
So…a few hours more to go before W Day…
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