Our LATEST HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP WEEKLY ROUNDUP for the week: Jul 31 – Aug 6, 2011; where we recap the craziness in the celebrity world, entertainment news and gossip. Here are some of the major Hollywood news of the week:

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Bid adieu to the ladies, all you Wisteria Lane fans…”DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES” has been cancelled!

MARC ANTHONY is begging JENNIFER LOPEZ to take him back, and J. Lo‘s going “no way!”

LADY GAGA looks pretty darn good… as a man!

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NICKI MINAJ has embarrassing Nip Slip moment on live TV! (Photos)

MIKE “THE SITUATION” says he slept with SNOOKI while she was still with her boyfriend! How shocking!

Find out who have Heavenly Bodies at almost half a century old! And at 73!!

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KELLY OSBOURNE is turning the tables on her feud with CHRISTINA AGUILERA…she’s taken to calling Christina “a fat c*nt”

CAREY MULLIGAN is engaged to boyfriend MARCUS MUMFORD after only five months of being together!

MIRANDA KERR recently unveiled her gorgeous post-baby body on the runway, and it’s undeniable—she looks utterly amazing!

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DIANNA AGRON has had her nose fixed!

ASHLEY GREENE gets a little racy and shows some side boob in her latest photo shoot!

Elisabetta Who? It looks like GEORGE CLOONEY has moved on with STACY KEIBLER, the former WWE star!

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MARIAH CAREY isn’t, it’s shy…so here she is showing off her post-baby body in a swimsuit in the ocean!

Want PIPPA MIDDLETON’s Maid-Of-Honor dress? It’s for sale – Cheap!

Speaking of heavenly bodies, JANE FONDA is 73 and she looks like this

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RIHANNA was caught on tape participating in a girl-on-girl, crotch-grinding dance. And they were both half-naked. In the middle of the streets

Blonde beauty KATE BOSWORTH dyed the ends of her hair turquoise! Seriously, what was she thinking?

KIM KARDASHIAN is the world’s first 3-D magazine cover girl!

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HEIDI MONTAG and SPENCER PRATT are now completely broke… and totally irrelevant

DEMI LOVATO talks about why she punched that dancer in the face

JUSTIN BIEBER have to come right out and say “F*ck you! F*ck her too!”

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MILEY CYRUS is 18, y’all…and she has every right to treat herself to a $3.9 million mansion in Studio City (Watch video of Miley’s new pad) and she’s picked up a new vice.. SMOKING!

HUGH HEFNER was an old shriveled two-seconder is nuts, because here he is planking in a bid to….

Members of Kings of Leon are reportedly urging their frontmanCALEB FOLLOWILL, to enter rehab!

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Celebrity DJ and erstwhile LINDSAY LOHAN “boyfriend” SAMANTHA RONSON was booked for DUI earlier this week! RONSON pasted a cocky smirk on her face for her mug shot, which was we admit is a pretty great mug shot!

JESSICA ALBA may be planning on starving herself silly after she gives birth to lose all the baby weight

JUSTIN BIEBER is very much done with “planking” and has now moved on to “cone-ing,” the latest fad to hit the Internet ( Watch video)

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MILEY CYRUS says her boyfriend, LIAM HEMSWORTH, is “pretty sexy.” We’re sure lots of girls agree with youMiley

JENNIFER ANISTON‘s really serious about that showbiz hiatus…she recently threw a “goodbye Hollywood” party for herself

Brace yourselves…drum roll please…KIM KARDASHIAN‘s wedding dress will be designed by no other than…. Click Here to find out!

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KENDRA WILKINSON‘s so pissed off at the way CRYSTAL HARRIS treated HUGH HEFNERKendra‘s called her trash

RYAN REYNOLDS dumps CHARLIZE THERON! What did they say about rebound relationships?

She may be gone, but expect an AMY WINEHOUSE posthumous album out soon

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DIANNA AGRON flaunts her sexuality in a Flaunt Magazine spread

MILEY CYRUS will soon be running out of skin with the way she loves her tattoos so much she just got another one

HUGH HEFNER wants you to know that he has SEX every week!

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VANESSA MINNILLO – Mrs. NICK LACHEY to you – just referred to JESSICA SIMPSON as an “elephant”!

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