That’s right. Perennial party girl LINDSAY LOHAN currently holds the world’s most valuable invite to date…she’ll be carousing herself silly at KIM KARDASHIAN‘s wedding in oh, less than 15 hours away. She, of course, presents more entertainment value than the dozen Jenner family members that Kim pruned away from her guest list the other day.
Lindsay must have proven her mettle after Hollywood celebrity news reported her out and about partying nearly every night with socialites Paris and Nicky Hilton, even clumsily stumbling on occasion and providing the paparazzi with much needed fodder.
And Kimmy will need someone at her wedding party who’ll highlight how beautiful and poised she is, how un-ditzy and un-freckly, and how successful the Kardashian Klan empire is going without the stigma of having unemployable ex-cons in the family tree. And poor Lindsay has been set to be one of her backdrops to illuminate these shining facts.
Still, Lindsay can’t complain. It’s not as if her career is going anywhere. She may be Kim‘s prop on The Wedding Day Of The Decade, but think of all the movie bigwigs she’s apt to run into. She may just be able wrangle a promise of an appointment out of one or two.
Assuming she stays a couple of miles away from the open bar at the reception, or course…
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