Maybe you get it, because we don’t…OCTOMOM NADYA SULEMAN is constantly facing foreclosure but has all 14 of her kids in private school.  Shouldn’t she have sent them to boarding school instead so they’ll have someplace warm to sleep in the event she does become homeless?

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A source close to Nadya says:

“She was bragging about having all of her kids in private school, even though the eight youngest are only two-and-a-half years old!”

We’d never even have imagined it so we’re wondering if its us, or is JENNIFER LOPEZ piling on the chunk? She hasn’t been drowning her sorrows in the kitchen in the wake of her impending divorce to Marc Anthony is she? Because no matter how we look at it, blubber is blubber wherever way she turns…

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Hollywood power couple WILL SMITH and JADA PINKETT-SMITH are highly incensed that anyone would imply they’ve split, they’re bringing in the legal big guns to look into allegations of their separation. They’re on the warpath…run!

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It seems Will and Jada are highly sensitive about anything to do with their marriage, and they’ll fight tooth and nail to ensure no negative reports are left floating around to do damage to their happy union…

That’s the ticket: shower him with expensive gifts and he’ll never leave you…that seems to be JENNIFER ANISTON‘s new goal in life after she gifted beau JUSTIN THEROUX with a $12,000 vintage leather jacket that used to belong to legendary Hollywood bad boy JAMES DEAN. Uh, Jen…haven’t you thought of the possibility that jacket might jinx poor Justin and cause him to have a fatal car crash ala Dean?

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You’ve gotta hand it to WILL SMITH and JADA PINKETT-SMITH, they boomeranged reports of their separation with an announcement that their marriage remains intact. Whew! For a moment there, we thought the power couple was a goner.

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A few hours after Hollywood celebrity websites reported their “announced separation“, Will and Jada immediately set the record straight – they’re still together, and they’re going strong.

Nobody saw it coming…WILL SMITH and JADA PINKETT-SMITH have split after 13 years of marriage and two kids together. And here we thought they had one of the strongest marriages in fickle Tinseltown. Such a shame…

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Celebrity news is shocked the couple have announced their separation when just last month, they posed for a happy family photoshoot in their Malibu home. Friends close to 42-year-old “Hancock” star and his 39-year-old “Matrix” actress wife don’t believe this has happened and are saying they haven’t split at all.