Can you imagine what the real Pocahontas must’ve looked like when John Smith first saw her? We assume she didn’t look like SNOOKI here, complete with pouf and all, who recently hosted the Wet Republic Ultra Pool at MGM Grand in Sin City.
We’re not exactly sure this is a bathing suit here, or even a bikini cover up, because Snooki, with her already round ewok-y frame shouldn’t be wearing horizontal stripes, should she?
No, not as the youngest black guy to marry a fleshier older woman and sire twins, but NICK CANNON attempted to break the Guiness Book of World Records today for giving out the most hugs a single person ever has given in the space of an hour. What, he’s not getting any at home?
Poor guy, and here we thought Mariah was one of the sweetest divas…
It’s official: W Day has crashed over us and KIM KARDASHIAN is now MRS. KRIS HUMPHRIES. At home, anyway. For her adoring public, among which number nine million plus Twitter followers, Kim Kardashian will remain Kim Kardashian for however long her lucrative brand lasts, and then some…
Apart from E! who won the bidding war momzilla Kris Jenner set to cover the event, entertainment news had to be content to ogle at the gates as 450 family members, intimate friends, and guests arrived at the $20 million estate of Google CEO Eric Schmidt, in Montecito, California where the black and white-themed wedding was held.
Of course they got sentimental. In public. That’s what they do, isn’t it? KRIS JENNER and KHLOE KARDASHIAN-ODOM gushed over KIM KARDASHIAN‘s wedding. You know, the one that’s happening today. W Day.
Kris and Khloe took to their respective blogs and spilled their well wishes for Kim for all the world to see:
From Kris Jenner:
“To My Dearest Kimberly”
No wonder SNOOKI‘s been saying she’ll make the best wife….her boyfriend Jionni LaValle wants to marry her! Hmmm…it wasn’t so long ago when they broke up. It seems they’re back together and going at it stronger than ever. Or at least as far two ewoks can.
Did Jionni come rushing back to Snooki‘s arms after “The Situation-gate” incident? He probably took one look at Snooki‘s guido castmate and decided Snooki should only be hooking up with guys her height.
LADY GAGA In Lace And Pearls?!
LADY GAGA in lace and pearls! Did you ever think you’d see the day? It seems as if wearing people clothes has opened her eyes to the fact that looking normal isn’t so bad after all.
Lady Gaga reconciled “freaky” with “classy” when she went on TRL on Thursday. The Mother Monster donned a classic white lace dress with a black ribbon tied at the waist, sheer black stockings, and a strand of pearls—which she crazied up with a giant feathery white hat and protruding “hips.”
