Wanting to add to her latest string of woes, LINDSAY LOHAN just signified her intention to hook up with CHRIS BROWN via, of all places, Twitter. Apparently Lindsay hasn’t had enough of pain and suffering, so she’s going for penance and atonement the old fashioned way.

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The latest Hollywood gossip sniffed out Lindsay‘s tweet about Chris Brown‘s performance at the recent VMA’s, and it seems his high velocity act had her soaring because she immediately sent out:

He sure knows how to be newsworthy…after showing up with his pet snake at the VMA’s, JUSTIN BIEBER promptly crashed his Ferrari – with him in it – while navigating the San Fernando Valley. No, “Johnson” the snake wasn’t injured.

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And, holy Belieber! Neither was Justin.

Hollywood news leafed through the Los Angeles Police Department collision report and learned a Honda Civic had the gall to crash into the “Baby” singer’s sporty, black Ferrari.

KIM KARDASHIAN‘s moved on, but who can forget her catastrophic music career composed of a hypertronic single, “Jam” (Turn It Up) that made Paris Hilton‘s “Stars Are Blind” sound like a Grammy contender.

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Well Kim‘s abandoned all pretense about a career in the music industry, and she’s even having an “anonymous outfit” purchase the rights to her sex tape to take it off the web completely. But we don’t think she can escape this music video…

Remember how ASHTON KUTCHER‘s character on “Two And A Half Men” made its entrance with a major heartache? Well, here’s that heartache in the person of JUDY GREER, who’s set to play “the one that got away” from Ashton‘s Internet billionaire character, Walden Schmidt.

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Greer will be playing Ashton‘s estranged wife Bridget, a source from the show told Hollywood news. The funny thing is, Greer has been on “Two and A Half Men” before, playing Myra, one of Harper’s (Charlie Sheen‘s killed off character) love interests in two episodes back in 2007.

LEANN RIMES‘ cuckolded ex-husband DEAN SHEREMET, whom she cheated on with EDDIE CIBRIAN, has finally found love and gotten married. After a seven-year marriage to LeAnn which ended last year, Dean thinks he’s finally gotten it right with photographer Sarah Silver.

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Sheremet, who’s now works as a chef at Nobu 57 told Hollywood gossip websites:

“Everyone says I’m getting a second chance at love, but I think I’m just doing it right for the first time.”

Cast your votes on who’s it gonna be in the PIPPA MIDDLETON versus KYLIE MINOGUE fashion facedown. The royal in-law and the Australian singer are both in the trenches, Pippa going for coffee and Kylie headed for the gym. Who wore the chic navy trench coat with white piping better?

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Celebrity news followed these two around and it seems Pippa‘s wearing hers with a short dress, showing off her slender body and athletic legs, and accessorizing with nude flats, matching chain bag and big shades. Is this a good look for coffee?