“Jersey Shore” rejoice! VINNY GUADAGNINO just got an endorsement for “good grooming”, so boo-hoo to Abercrombie & Fitch, the teen clothing company that’s recently issued a “cease and desist” on the guidos and guidettes to keep them from wearing their clothes. Here’s good ol’ well-groomed Vinny to save the day!
Uh…or at least as well-groomed as can be expected…
You have to see them to believe! Seasoned and acclaimed actresses KATE WINSLET, EMMA THOMSON and RACHEL WEISZ have formed the first ever “Anti-Cosmetic Surgery League” that has all of entertainment news buzzing. These three gorgeous women have put their foot down and said “no way!” to any form of surgical intervention that would transform their faces and bodies into stiff and seamless versions of their natural selves.
The three women say they will never succumb to the pressure, and they will never give up the fight…
Clothing brand Abercrombie & Fitch have offered to pay the cast of “Jersey Shore”, and in particular, MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO not to wear their clothes. Ouch.
Celebrity news suspects the guidos and guidettes wear these fashions so badly the brand is highly ashamed to find them clad in their products. Abercrombie & Fitched has released a statement saying:
“We are deeply concerned that Mr Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image.”
Joining a growing list of plane commuters from hell, drunk French actor GERARD DEPARDIEU shocked a whole Air France flight when he turned and pissed on the aisle. Sacre bleu!
The actor, who’s received an Academy Award nod for his role in “Cyrano de Bergerac” and a Golden Globe award for “Green Card”, came onboard obviously intoxicated and requested to use the lavatory in the middle of take-off when all passengers are supposed to be strapped down…
Grieving mother KELLY PRESTON, whose 16-year-old autistic son Jett died from seizures two years ago credits Scientology for helping her weather the grief of losing a child.
The spirituality of her religion, founded by L. Ron Hubbard, helped Kelly and her husband John Travolta deal with losing their oldest child Jett, a time which they both agree was the toughest time in their lives.
I don’t know if I would have made it through without it.”
Is there life after “Harry Potter”? It seems there is because Harry Potter himself, DANIEL RADCLIFFE, will be seriously engaging his acting chops in a paranormal horror flick set in the turn of the century. Hmmm…period costumes, ghosts, terrible danger…nothing new to Dan, is it?
The only departure from the “Harry Potter” genre is that Radcliffe, sans glasses, wand and lightning bolt scar, will be playing a young lawyer whose wife dies and leaves him with a young son to raise, and as he sorts out the affairs of a deceased client in a small village, he becomes embroiled with a ghost and a deadly curse.
