Already emaciated to begin with, Hollywood rumors have heard new mum VICTORIA BECKHAM is on a starvation campaign to lose the baby weight during all those months of carrying only daughter Harper Seven. Is she kidding? She already looks like a concentration camp prisoner!

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David Beckham‘s wife and mother of four, Victoria is allegedly maintaining a strict diet to return to her size zero form for the NY Fashion Week. Which strikes us as funny because she isn’t going to be walking the runway at all.

Want to know the secret to RIHANNA‘s enviable bod? She wakes up at 4AM to work out! Finding time in her busy schedule to get some exercise in is challenging, so Ri-Ri adjusts her lifestyle to ensure she gets her requisite physical activity in. And it shows!

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Hollywood gossip websites are in awe of how hardworking this girl is. Not only does she work her booty off making her music and entertaining audiences with her enviable nubile body, she shakes that same booty just as hard when it comes to exercising.

JUSTIN BIEBER gets a street named after him in Texas! Seriously, this kid is getting everything!

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One of Justin’s fans, 11-year-old Texas native Caroline Gonzalez, won a contest that made her “mayor for a day” in her city, and her first order of business? Name one of the streets after her favorite singer, Justin Bieber.

When entertainment news asked Caroline why she named a street after the Biebs, she responded:

According to recent celebrity news, “Real Housewives” star TAYLOR ARMSTRONG was actually there when her husband RUSSELL’s body was discovered. How horrible!

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TMZ has learned that Taylor and Russell were supposed to meet up on Monday afternoon, but she got stood up. After numerous unanswered calls and texts to Russell, Taylor became worried and decided to go over to the house he was staying at to check up on him.

And so entertainment news welcomes another KEVIN FEDERLINE spawn into the world…he’s a dad again. His fifth, we believe. At least as far as has been officially recorded. We won’t know if he’s fathered other future back-up dancers/rappers somewhere out in the world until we hear of a paternity suit. In the meantime…

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TAYLOR MOMSEN has finally realized “Gossip Girl” producers aren’t taking her back, so she’s issued a statement saying she quits acting. For good. Which is something Hollywood gossip websites have heard all too often from celebrities who just can’t get acting gigs in Tinseltown (here’s to you Amanda Bynes).

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“I quit Gossip Girl and now tour and am in a band. That’s pretty much all I want to do. Hopefully, I’ll be able to only do that for the rest of my life.”