RIHANNA Joins The Military
RIHANNA has just joined the military!
Just kidding. Actually, the Barbadian singer is starring in “Battleship,” a movie adaptation of the classic board game of the same name. Riri plays a tough naval officer who helps battle aliens alongside Liam Neeson, Alexander Skarsgard, and Taylor Kitsch.
Despite the fact that she’s already got a fit physique, Rihanna admits that she had to undergo physical training with real military officers to prepare for her badass chick role. She shares:
Duchess of York SARAH FERGUSON gave “60 Minutes Australia” the royal diva treatment when she stormed off the set during a live interview after she was asked to watch footage of last year’s “News of The World” scandal where she’s seen offering access to ex-husband Prince Andrew for £500,000.
Sarah couldn’t be reached for comment afterwards, but star news got hold of her manager who said the “60 Minutes Australia” interview was a “set up” designed to put the already troubled former royal in a bad light.
SNOOKI Sucks At Geography
SNOOKI may be telling everyone she went to college, but man, this ewok chick sucks at geography! Or maybe geography was an elective subject where she went to school.
Snooki was a phone patch guest at a Billings, Montana radio station HOT 101.9, and celebrity gossip websites could hardly believe their ears at the confused reply Snooki gave the radio interviewer.
The DJ chatted her up about “Jersey Shore” in Italy, then asked Snooki, a native New Yorker, if she’s ever been to Montana. To which the pint-sized Oompah-Loompah answered:
Making hay while the sun shines must be PATRICK SCHWARZENEGER‘s motto…he’s signed up with L.A. Models and now has his own billboard on Sunset Boulevard featuring him topless for Hudson Jeans. Why not capitalize on all that mom and pop divorce publicity right? He is Arnold‘s son, after all…
Unlike Arnie, however, celebrity news notes Patrick hasn’t been working on his physique yet. Granted he isn’t an Austrian bodybuilder on steroids and he’s only 17, still, shouldn’t he be making some headway at the gym instead of trying to bring back heroin chic? That is so Kate Moss of the last decade…
KIM KARDASHIAN may have improved her dance skills on ‘Dancing With The Stars,’ but that didn’t stop her from embarrassing herself in dance class. According to recent celebrity news, the gorgeous reality star humiliated herself after she totally blanked on the steps to the dance she was supposed to be performing in front of her classmates.
Such a far cry from mousy little Bella…KRISTEN STEWART did an ELIZABETH TAYLOR photoshoot to cover W Magazine’s fall issue and sported really big 60′s-style hair and kohl-rimmed eyes. Ok, so she resembled a young Brooke Shields more than she did Elizabeth Taylor, but then again, no one can upstage the late violet-eyed iconic grande dame, Liz…
