In what’s getting to be a habit, LADY GAGA was spotted wearing people clothes…for the fourth time in a row! Is she going through some sort of Mother Monster crisis? Has she gone off drugs again and can’t hallucinate another improbable getup other than flowing black or short off-shoulder black?
Has Lady Gaga been kidnapped by kindred aliens and replaced with an impostor! *gasp!*
It seems even the already very slim KATE MIDDLETON has become another victim to criminal Photoshopping. The Duchess of Cambridge in her wedding dress photo covered U.K.’s Grazia magazine’s Kate and William Collector’s issue looking impossibly like brunette wedding Barbie with an 18-inch waist.
Now the latest Hollywood gossip knows Kate is athletically slender, but not that emaciated!
HEATHER LOCKLEAR has gone back to her TV roots for love…she just got engaged to JACK WAGNER with whom she starred with in “Melrose Place” 12 years ago. When they finally marry, it’ll be Heather‘s third, after previously having been known as Mrs. Tommy Lee, and then Mrs. Richie Sambora. Wagner has been married once before to “General Hospital” co-star Kristina Crump.
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Celebrity news tells us that BRITNEY SPEARS just gave ‘Jersey Shore’ star PAULY D a lap dance during her concert in Montreal! Seriously, how many lap dances has she given on her tour? She’s like the lap dance Santa Claus!
When Pauly D signed on to join Britney’s Femme Fatale tour as her opening act, he probably never thought that he’d be sharing the stage with the pop princess… and getting a lap dance from her!
LADY GAGA was spotted in Los Angeles looking very glamorous and, surprisingly, quite normal—no freaky headdresses, no turquoise armpit hair, and no bizarre hairstyles.
Cue the “Hallelujah” chorus!
Gaga was photographed in this unusually normal-looking outfit as she left an L.A. recording studio today. She actually looked very chic in her black one-shouldered cocktail dress, black pumps, and her oversized sunglasses.
The weirdest thing about her was probably her fire-engine red fingernails, which were long and pointed—like a witch’s.
