“Jersey Shore’s” resident testosteronic emo PAULY D has expressed his devastation over the Hollywood Walk of Fame ban of reality stars, calling it unfair. Don’t they know reality stars are the compleat performers too? So boo to you, Hollywood Walk of Fame, boo!

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Pauly D was in L.A. for the VMA’s when he learned this piece of news from Hollywood rumors, and it was fit to make his Hurricane Irene-proof hair wilt in frustration.

Finally, after three years of marriage to rapper JAY-Z, BEYONCE has revealed she is pregnant. The “Crazy In Love” singer debuted her baby bump on on the red carpet at the MTV VMA’s. It’s only a few weeks old, but what a bump!

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Apparently, Beyonce has been keeping her infanticipation under wraps until the right time came to show off her and Jay-Z’s most important legacy – the heir to their kingdom.

According to the latest entertainment news, MTV’s “Punk’d” has returned, and JUSTIN BIEBER will be pranking TAYLOR SWIFT on the very first episode! And no, ASHTON KUTCHER won’t be strolling in to steal the show.

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Recent reports tell us that “Punk’d” will be following a new, revamped format, wherein each episode will feature different celebrities “punking” other celebrities. And, just in case you were wondering, Ashton will still remain on the show—but only as an executive producer.

Celebrity news has learned that EMMA WATSON and her new boyfriend, “Perks of Being a Wallflower” co-star JOHNNY SIMMONS, recently enjoyed a mini-vacation in Paris.

How romantic!

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Emma and Johnny jetted off to Europe on Tuesday and traipsed around the City of Light for most of the week, enjoying visits to museums, sightseeing, and of course, the shops.

Johnny obviously really likes Emma, as he spent hours and hours trailing happily along as she indulged in some major retail therapy—and he even helped her pick out some stuff!

“Pretty Girl Rock” singer KERI HILSON wore a black faux croc skin bra top with harem pants at a recent performance in Las Vegas.

Is it hot or not?

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Keri arrived for her exclusive performance at Haze nightclub inside the Aria Resort & Casino in a black faux croc skin bra top (with a neon-colored bra underneath) and high-waisted leather harem pants, which she accessorized with a black and silver necklace with multiple cross pendants.

The 2011 VMAs are only a few hours away, but Maroon 5 front man ADAM LEVINE will definitely not be attending—in fact, he has only one thing to say to MTV: F*ck you!

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Adam is a man with very strong opinions—obviously. The “Moves Like Jagger” singer took to Twitter yesterday to show his contempt for the network:

“the VMA’s. one day a year when MTV pretends to still care about music. I’m drawing a line in the sand. f*ck you VMA’s.”