Hold on to your panties, Beliebers, because we present to you…(drumroll)…JUSTIN BIEBER‘s penis! We jizz kid you not. Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created another bronze impression of what he calls “Allegory of a Teen Sex Symbol (Justin Bieber)” featuring the thing the “Baby” singer reportedly uses to get properly acquainted with girlfriend Selena Gomez…
So Justin Bieber‘s penis is made up of Looney Tunes characters: one Sylvester the Cat and two Tweety Birds. At least according to Edwards, who’s fast gaining renown for his controversial bronze and metal sculptures of celebrities, including the very recent one of Justin and Selena naked, Britney Spears (also naked) on all fours and giving birth, Angelina Jolie (also naked) and nursing her twins, and a pink octopus Octomom with a feeding bottle and eight tots. Is Edwards trying to move in on Madame Tussaud’s niche market?
“Daniel wanted to create a work that opens a dialogue about the inevitable exploitation of teen sex symbols as they grow from child stars to adults, as we’ve seen with past celebutantes Lindsay [Lohan], Miley [Cyrus], and Britney [Spears],”
the artist’s rep has said.
Edwards himself has issued his own statement in anticipation of the rise in sales of voodoo dolls bearing his image:
“It would be naive and hypocritical for anyone to be offended by this simple sculpture, yet be apathetic towards the plethora of images to which they subject themselves on a daily basis. I stand by my work. “
And we stand with our eyes crammed shut trying not to imagine Justin‘s Tweety Birds racing after his panting Sylvester the Cat.
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