In a move distressingly similar to one made by CHARLIE SHEEN not too long ago, MIKE “THE SITUATION” SORRENTINO has created a word, all by himself.
And the word ? It’s “twinning”, which refers to hooking up with a pair of scantily clad twins…
See, just take away the “t” and its Charlie Sheen all over again…
“Jersey Shore” has already introduced a new term to reality TV audiences – “smushing” – in reference to having sex, and now here’s The Situation who’s come up with a new one for the guido dictionary all on his own in Italy after going briefly to ground with a pair of blonde Italian twins, Brittany and Erica Taltos.
We’re pretty sure it was the Italian air, or the fresh pasta, because his sudden Charlie Sheen brainwave couldn’t have come from his dissolving six-pack or the gamma rays from a tanning bed now, could it?
Here’s The Situation anyway, making the best of his “twinning” situation…
Wait, hasn’t Hugh Hefner done this already?
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