SNOOKI? Is that you? The “Jersey Shore” guidette is telling everyone she’s promising to be a good girl now that she’s getting older and starting to calm down. So no more disturbing the peace, no more random hookups, no more drunken waltzing with house plants, and no more waking up in dumpsters without a memory of the previous night.
Ok, who are you and what’ve you done with our favorite ewok?
Snooki‘s declaration comes on the heels of one event she seems to be looking forward to…
“I’ll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it’s time to get married, I’m going to be an amazing wife,”
she told the latest Hollywood gossip.
Omg! She wants to get married? Now? At 23?
Snooki also wants everyone to know she’s a real person, and she’s smart too. In fact, she sadly recounts how people are so shocked to learn she’s penned a book, “Confessions of a Guidette,” due out in bookstores on November 1.
“You know what’s sad. People are like, ‘Oh my god, you can read!’…I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart.”
Oooooo-kaaaaay. The next thing we know, Snooki‘s going to ditch “Jersey Shore” to sign a contract with “The Bachelorette”.
Are you still with us, Nicole Polizzi? Hello?
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