Can you imagine what the real Pocahontas must’ve looked like when John Smith first saw her? We assume she didn’t look like SNOOKI here, complete with pouf and all, who recently hosted the Wet Republic Ultra Pool at MGM Grand in Sin City.
We’re not exactly sure this is a bathing suit here, or even a bikini cover up, because Snooki, with her already round ewok-y frame shouldn’t be wearing horizontal stripes, should she?
In any case, this bouncy version of Pocahontas was a great choice to host a pool party, especially after plying her with a few concoctions from the bar. The Wet Republic Ultra Pool boasted of some of the best music played by some of the best DJ’s in the world, and while there was no reason to suspect Snooki was asked to dance by another potted plant, we assume the crowd had a blast…from the past…looking at their party host channeling Pocahontas.
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