Calling all men out there…KIRSTIE ALLEY‘s in the market for a boyfriend and she’s holding auditions. So if you’re interested in a glamorous older woman who’s gone from a size 18 to a size 8 within the space of a few months, who’s found a new career in runway modelling, and you don’t mind all that loose skin, then fall in line because she’s looking to fall “madly, deeply in love”…
Why, oh why does that sound like a brilliant idea for a brand new reality show? But trust us when we say Kirsty is totally serious about this.
“For the first time in my life, I know exactly what I want in a man. I want someone who has my back, who is courageous and brave.”
The newly svelte “Dancing With The Stars” runner-up told Hollywood celebrity websites.
In fact, she claims she divorced her husband Parker Stevenson (other half of “The Hardy Boys”) because…
“I didn’t like the way I looked, and I didn’t want to have fat sex.”
Urk. Don’t take us there, please. We don’t want to imagine what that’s like.
And after having shed 100 pounds, which is more than she’s ever lost in all the ups and downs of her battle with weight, Kirstie‘s ripe for the picking and ready for love.
So…have you formed that line yet?
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