DAVID BECKHAM added a new entry to his resume….Target employee. Too bad it’s all for show. Undercover show, that is. The hunky L.A. Galaxy midfielder was disguised as a bumbling perfume salesman for the Ellen de Generes show.

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This isn’t the first time Becks went undercover for his good buddy Ellen. Last year he was a hunky masseuse at a massage parlor who specialized in index finger physical therapy. This time around, he plays a personable, if rather clumsy salesman at a Target perfume counter where he tries to tempt customers to buy his own perfume…

Celebrity gossip websites and everyone on Ellen‘s live show were doubled over with laughter as David bent it like Beckham and sprayed his khaki-clad kneecaps with perfume for Target customers to sniff.

“Actually, it smells better on my leg,”

David beguiled a couple of women, adding

“I’m from Australia.”

Back in the studio, Ellen fed David his lines to the guffaws of an appreciative audience.

“Do I look like David Beckham?”

David asked a small crowd of women gathered around his counter.

“I wish. I’m not David Beckham, so stop spreading rumors.”

He even broke into song, calling upon a lady in red to try some of his wares, adding

“If you stink, come buy cologne…”

and spraying the scent into some male shoppers’ faces.

Check out David and Ellen‘s pee-in-your-pants-laughing video…

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