KRIS JENNER‘s taking her momager role a step further by orchestrating KIM, KHLOE AND KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN‘s simultaneous intra-uterine activities…she wants all three girls pregnant at the same time.
Either grandson Mason simply isn’t enough for her, or Kris Jenner‘s thinking of launching a whole season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” filled with nausea, vomiting, hemorrhoids, and weird food cravings, interspersed with a Kardashian baby bump fashion line, accessories, fragrances, and commemorative mugs.
Oh, and maybe a couple of episodes on miscarriages, ectopic pregnancies or stillbirths.
Really, what’s a mother to do when more than half her offspring’s composed of brood mares?
Not surprisingly, Hollywood rumors knows for a fact that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are in on this plan.
“That would be a dream! All three of us pregnant at the same time? That would be amazing!”
Kim, who was spotted buying home pregnancy tests in Italy, gushed.
“I would love more grandchildren,”
Kris has said.
“Mason is the love of our lives, and he is so much fun, but there’s only one Mason to go around. It would be nice if we had some more.”
And by some more, she means ratings and profit incentives, of course. Maybe Kris should book a consultation for her girls with Octomom’s OB-Gyne.
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