An obsessed JESSICA SIMPSON fan wrote a book about his so-called affair with her and sold it online even if he’s never even met Jessica before. Cuckoo Jess devotee, Marce William Burchell probably decided it was time he made some money off his obsession, and penned a “tell-all” tale about how Jess has relentlessly pursued him over the years…

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We know…insane, right? But suddenly cashing out on this insanity puts a really calculating twist on the whole thing.

Entertainment news got hold of the book, with the unlikely title of: “The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson‘s 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1)”, and found out it’s selling at Amazon for the crazy sum of $29.99.

Would you shell out that amount for fan fiction pulled out of a psychotic imagination? Although we bet Burchell believes every word of it to be true.

And why do we have an irrational feeling all the other crazed celebrity stalkers out there will be jumping on Burchell’s bandwagon and churning out tomes upon tomes of made-up affairs with their star obsessions that occur only in the recessed corners of their rotting minds?

That there’s a nice lucrative online business niche for you. Takers?

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