Another of GEORGE CLOONEY‘s innumerable exes, ELIZABETH DAILY, has some words of advice for George Clooney‘s most current STACY KEIBLER: “you’re wasting your time.” Seeing as how Elizabeth was the first girl George dumped after his divorce from Talia Balsam nearly 20 years ago, she’ll have accumulated a lot of ill feelings towards all the girls that’ve come after her…

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Shouldn’t she be more sympathetic knowing all of George‘s girls are likely to fall by the wayside sooner or later? After all, she’s been there and done that, she should at least show some understanding?

It seems LINDSAY LOHAN wants to go to jail so badly, she’s ignoring all the pressing advise to complete her community service before she goes gallivanting out of the country for a modelling gig. And she’s only done 60 hours of the 480 hours she’s been ordered to perform by the judge.

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Lindsay‘s team is telling her she needs to log significant time to show the judge that she is working towards completing her hours, but she is ignoring them. Lindsay‘s rationale is that she has a year to complete the service, so she isn’t concerned about it right now.”

EVA LONGORIA opted to dress like a bird at the Desperate Housewives final season kick-off party. She wore a unique LBD with feather-like embellishments.

To be fair, she makes a very pretty bird.

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Eva wore a short black cocktail dress with a jewel-encrusted bodice and feather-like lace fringes along the neckline and armholes. She completed the outfit with a boxy black clutch and satin black pumps.

Entertainment news tells us that KATIE HOLMES is going to be a guest star on “How I Met Your Mother.” She will be playing ‘The Slutty Pumpkin’—a character who first appeared on the show’s first season, but whose face was never revealed…

…until now.

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Yes, Katie has landed a guest starring role on the hit CBS show… and as a character named ‘The Slutty Pumpkin,’ no less.

We wonder how she got hubby Tom Cruise to sign off on that one…

GERARD BUTLER was shot twice in the head…for real…while filming his latest, “Machine Gun Preacher.” Who said being an A-list celebrity isn’t dangerous to your health? First Halle Berry breaks her foot in Spain, and now Mr. “300″ himself gets some bullets in the brain…

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So why is our hunky Sparta warrior walking and talking about his experience, and not lying in a coma somewhere hooked up to life support?

From center stage to BA: College Candy interviews ZOE SALDANA

Candice Swanepoel in a bikini FTW

Selena Gomez releases video from her tour

!! OMG, a rubber hose up her nose: Britney Spears !!

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Trending Today: Halle Berry & the Hollywood love story …

Holy Crap! Lindsay Lohan got a job! No, she’s still not acting. Pics!

Halle Berry breaks her foot on location in Spain

Ashley Tisdale heads to the gym