Clue: did JANUARY JONES name her newborn son, Xander Dane after his father? And no, we don’t mean that the “X” stands for “X”, as in “X-Men: First Class,” although presumably she caught pregnant while filming the movie. So who do we think Xander Dane’s much talked-about baby daddy is?

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DAVID BECKHAM added a new entry to his resume….Target employee. Too bad it’s all for show. Undercover show, that is. The hunky L.A. Galaxy midfielder was disguised as a bumbling perfume salesman for the Ellen de Generes show.

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This isn’t the first time Becks went undercover for his good buddy Ellen. Last year he was a hunky masseuse at a massage parlor who specialized in index finger physical therapy. This time around, he plays a personable, if rather clumsy salesman at a Target perfume counter where he tries to tempt customers to buy his own perfume…

KIERAN CULKIN took SCARLETT JOHANSSON on a date to a strip club in Paris! Are these two together? And what kind of crazy first date would a man take a woman to a strip joint? Even if it is in Paris. One thing you can say about Macaulay‘s little brother…he sure is an original. Unless she put him up to it?

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A younger and formerly unknown LADY GAGA who just moved to L.A., went and got a lower back tattoo from then “Miami Ink” reality star KAT VON D at her studio. This was way before the launch of her debut album “The Fame” which catapulted her to Mother Monster stardom, and she came in wearing blue hot pants and an early ancestor of one of the many wigs she wears today…

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Glee’s ditzy cheerleader HEATHER MORRIS had her breast implants removed recently. It must’ve have been a very small sized pair of implants because we really can’t see much of a difference. Still, if our favorite dancer thinks she’s better off natural, then we’re all behind her a hundred percent…

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Hollywood celebrity news never thought it was Heather who’s had the implants. In Season 2,  it was bitchy Santana Lopez, played by Naya Rivera, who was demoted to the bottom of the Cheerios pyramid for the new melons she acquired over the summer. So we really thought Naya‘s new breasts were written into the show.

“Vampire Diaries” star KATERINA GRAHAM channeled Elvira, Mistrss of the Dark and Catwoman at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York. Check it out:

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Kat turned heads with her quirky, goth ensemble at the Jeremy Scott fashion show. The actress had on a long-sleeved, skintight velvet gown (a creation by the designer himself), which had a thunderbolt-shaped neckline covered in sheer black fabric. She accessorized the outfit with a funky pair of Catwoman-like sunglasses and a black patent leather purse with a white bone-shaped handle.