Celebrity news has learned that MICHAELE SALAHI has NOT been kidnapped, as her husband TAREQ previously claimed… she just ran off with Journey guitarist NEAL SCHON!

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Tareq made headlines yesterday when he told everyone that he believed his wife Michaele had been kidnapped—he even called the police several times!

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KIM KARDASHIAN did the good Samaritan route and returned someone’s lost cellphone just recently. Hollywood rumors heard Kim found a mobile phone in a cab and practically turned heaven and earth to ensure it was returned to its rightful owner.

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The good Samaritan, of course, lost no time in getting on her favored social network to broadcast the news

“I just found someone’s cell phone in a taxi! I hope I can get a hold of them and give it back to them!”

COCO had a wardrobe malfunction at Fashion Week when the dress she was strutting around in on the catwalk suddenly slid from her shoulders…giving the audience a glimpse of…well, what she normally flaunts around on a daily basis…

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Ice-T‘s reality show star of a wife was draped in a creation by Richie Rich and flanked by two near-naked male models when her…er…whatever that is she’s wearing  fluttered down, apparently unable to withstand the force exerted by her industrial strength bosom.

A squatter took up residence in PAMELA ANDERSON‘s home and even slit her wrists after Pammy called the police. Funny thing was, it took several days before the former “Baywatch” babe noticed a certain someone had broken in and was living in her spare guest room after stuff started disappearing around the house. How ditzy can you get?

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CHRIS BROWN did another sweaty, shirtless lap dance on a fan in Toronto, Canada where he kicked off his F.A.M.E. tour recently. Well, he sure knows he’s on to a good thing because Britney, Taylor Momsen, and even his battered ex Rihanna, are likely to copy him now…

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So what better way to move on from all that insanely-volatile-maniac-domestic-abuse-and-battery bad press than to start a new trend humping your fans onstage. This time, complete with day bed.