JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT pulled out her fantastical curves in a skin-tight red dress in time for the New York Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2012 show for Project Runway. Sitting right in the front row with other celebrities, she made sure no one forgot she still has the kind of body to stop traffic…

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Hewitt‘s often been on the wrong end of the best-dressed lists and has received a lot of flak for cellulite and flabby thighs. But the Jennifer that made an appearance in New York over the weekend featured huge cleavage, a tiny waistline, flaring hips, and an outrageous booty to die for.

An obsessed JESSICA SIMPSON fan wrote a book about his so-called affair with her and sold it online even if he’s never even met Jessica before. Cuckoo Jess devotee, Marce William Burchell probably decided it was time he made some money off his obsession, and penned a “tell-all” tale about how Jess has relentlessly pursued him over the years…

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We know…insane, right? But suddenly cashing out on this insanity puts a really calculating twist on the whole thing.

KATE GOSSELIN just fired back at JON GOSSELIN‘s advice for her to “get a real life” instead of a reality life. It seems this war of words going on between the Gosselin exes isn’t over and done with? Not when there’s the welfare of eight children to fight over.

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Kate, ever the ambitious reality TV mom, lashed out at her middling ex-husband after he offered some words of unsolicited advice concerning his relief the kids were exiting a life under the limelight and moving towards normalcy at last. This on the heels of TLC cancelling “Kate Plus 8″…

SNOOKI just crowned her right arm with a new tattoo…is this why she’s been acting like royalty these days? She tweeted the photo of her new ink, and it looks like a logo you’d normally see etched on a whiskey bottle. Either that or it’s the official Ewok, Moon of Endor coat of arms.

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The 23-year-old “Jersey Shore” drama queen is apparently so proud of her new tattoo, you’d think it’d guarantee her entrance to Buckingham Palace itself…

BEYONCE‘s pregnancy cravings have gone beyond the bizarre…aren’t bananas in chili sauce a little bit too much? And won’t Bounty bars soaked in chili sauce spell bad news for the developing fetus? We’re thinking this is going to turn out to be one smoking hot baby…

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Celebrity news took a peek at some of Beyonce‘s unusual food cravings, and gagged at the weird food choices she’s been demanding lately.

KAT VON D is allegedly going bald. Is it too much foreign ink that’s traveled through her system that’s causing her hair to fall out in clumps? What’ll happen to that luxurious black mane that’s always been her one outstanding feature apart from her overly decorated body?

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Celebrity gossip websites delved deeper into the balding Kat situation and found out the hairy situation’s reportedly been caused by stress…

Kat totally has bald spots and it’s from stress,”