ELISABETTA CANALIS has finally spoken up about her breakup with perpetual bachelor GEORGE CLOONEY, and said there’s nothing pretty about saying goodbye after two years together with a man who’s eluded marriage and commitment for nearly 20 years…

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As per his usual, Clooney has moved on to former WWE wrestler Stacy Keibler, and Elisabetta‘s taken comfort in grueling rehearsals for her stint on “Dancing With The Stars” to get over her split with the “Syriana” Oscar winner.

KATE HUDSON‘S biological dad Bill Hudson has written a tell-all book about how badly his daughter, son, actor Oliver Hudson, and his ex-wife Goldie Hawn have pushed him away from forming a meaningful relationship with them. Or at least as far as he and his book is concerned.

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Bill, Goldie‘s second husband, and a third of 70′s American music group The Hudson Brothers, is alleging his kids, particularly Kate, have cut off all contact with him and her grandma, who he says is suffering from Alzheimer’s.

As the 10th anniversary of 9/11 approaches, let’s review the story of RACHEL UCHITEL‘s Twin Towers tragedy where she lost her fiance in the World Trade Center collapse, and it damaged her so much she turned into a husband-stealing party girl. Do you remember this iconic photo shown by CBS News a week after the historic terrorist bombings? That’s Rachel right there, crying a river for her fiance, investment banker James Andrew O’Grady, whose body was never found…

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English queen of self-promotion KATIE PRICE, a.k.a. JORDAN, has dissed fellow Brit CHERYL COLE for her fashion choices during her minutely brief stint as a judge in the U.S. “X-Factor.” Katie would know of course, because unlike Cheryl she dresses in the height of…uh…fashion, and has her own magazine to prove it…

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Katie took herself and her juggaloos to celebrity gossip websites and quite scathingly ridiculed Cheryl‘s use of color blocking:

JESSICA SIMPSON cleared up rumors she’s getting breast reduction surgery before marrying her fiance …no siree, her girls are staying right where they are…

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Now what girl in their right mind would want to get rid of those double DD’s? More to the point, what girl’s fiance, particularly if he happens to be NFL Player Eric Johnson, would fall in with that game plan? Doesn’t make sense, does it? We thought not.

Have you seen ALI LOHAN‘s new face lately? Does it look like she’s on good terms with bulimia, or did she have a good long lunch with plastic surgery? Because she sure doesn’t look like the 17-year-old of a few months ago whom we just learned signed a multi-year modeling contract with Next Models and was out-earning big sis Lindsay by leaps and bounds…

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