Because Southwest Airlines thinks sagging pants are a security risk, they threw Green Day lead vocalist BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG out of one of their planes in California. What, baggy trousers are potential hiding places for homemade explosives now? Maybe they think it’s the perfect compartment for midget terrorists to stow away in…
Armstrong, 39, far from throwing a tantrum and threatening legal action like most celebrities would’ve done, went on Hollywood’s favorite online P.A. system immediately and tweeted:
How appropriate…a preggy fan spoofed Beyonce in a music video entitled “All The Pregnant Ladies” in fitting tribute to the Grammy winner’s recent baby bump sighting at the recent MTV VMA’s.
Alain Kashian, at 38 weeks along, outfitted herself in a black leotard and did her hair like exactly like Beyonce in the video. Celebrity news thinks it’s impressive she can jump along with the best of them considering she’s about to burst…
It looks like MADONNA won’t be the “Material Girl” any longer if she loses a lawsuit she’s facing for allegedly stealing the brand name for the clothing line she and her 14-year-old daughter, Lourdes Leon launched last year.
Clothing company L.A. Triumph claim they’ve been selling their junior clothing line called “Material Girl” for the last 14 years (hey, it’s as old as Lourdes), and Madonna‘s MG Icon Company has infringed on their trademark by naming her clothing line after them.
AUDRINA PATRIDGE insists she hasn’t had a boob job…it’s a chest deformity that’s given her the grand canyon between her wonk boobs. You got that, Hollywood rumors? No. plastic. surgery.
According to “The Hills” reality star, she possesses a problematic chest bone which interferes with her bikini shots, not that it’s stopped her from posing for more than a thousand of them.
Royal in-law or not, PIPPA MIDDLETON got a parking ticket slapped on the windshield of her BMW recently. Can’t wiggle out of that one, bum or no bum.
Unfortunately for Pippa, her popularity is such that she’s snapped doing everyday mundane things, like walking to work, having a coffee, jogging, and even getting parking tickets. Hollywood celebrity websites can’t seem to get enough of the Duchess of Cambridge‘s little sister, even if she’s shunned the limelight and gotten back to real life after the Will and Kate‘s royal wedding.
KRIS JENNER To KIM, KOURTNEY And KHLOE KARDASHIAN: I Want You Three Pregnant At The Same Time
KRIS JENNER‘s taking her momager role a step further by orchestrating KIM, KHLOE AND KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN‘s simultaneous intra-uterine activities…she wants all three girls pregnant at the same time.
Either grandson Mason simply isn’t enough for her, or Kris Jenner‘s thinking of launching a whole season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” filled with nausea, vomiting, hemorrhoids, and weird food cravings, interspersed with a Kardashian baby bump fashion line, accessories, fragrances, and commemorative mugs.
