LINDSAY LOHAN is trembling in rage and accusing DANIA RAMIREZ and MENA SUVARI of using her to stay relevant. And by relevant, she means the parody video, aptly entitled “Ass And Titties,” directed by Bev Land where the two “American Reunion” castmates, poked fun at four limelight-craving, asset-baring celebrities – Nicki Minaj, Lady Gaga, Kim Kardashian, and of course, Lindsay.

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According to celebrity news, bride-to-be JESSICA SIMPSON reportedly wants to make her breasts smaller before her wedding in an effort to look thinner.

We don’t know if that’s going to help, but it’ll definitely make the numbers on her weight scale drop a few digits.

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While most celebrities are spending wads and wads of cash to get ginormous boobs (*cough* Heidi Montag *cough*), Jessica actually wants to undergo breast reduction surgery because hers to make them smaller. One of her friends tells In Touch magazine:

SNOOKI got herself a new set of bangs! Do you love it or do you hate it?

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Bye-bye, giant hair pouf! Celebrity news has learned that Snooki’s got herself a new hairstyle… it doesn’t exactly add two feet to her height, but it definitely makes her look a bit more normal, don’t you think?

The pint-sized Jersey Shore star tweeted a photo of her new hair last week with the caption:

“Got my bangs back biAtches”

TAYLOR SWIFT looks just like a princess in the new ad for her first fragrance, ‘Wonderstruck.’ It’s like she belongs in a fairytale!

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As previously reported by celebrity gossip websites, Taylor’s new perfume—which has notes of freesia, vanilla, raspberry, apple blossom, honeysuckle, amber, white hibiscus, sandalwood and peach—is set to hit stores in October.

The singer says:

“Wonderstruck represents that magical feeling of promise and hope and intrigue. It was fascinating to learn that you could layer so many different scents to create a beautiful end result.”

Celebrity news has learned that KRIS HUMPHRIES recently ended up seated next to RAY J—his wife’s sex tape partner, in case you didn’t know—in an airplane headed to New Orleans. And how does KIM KARDASHIAN’s new hubby react to the awkward situation? He pretends not to know him!

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Kris is fully aware of his wife’s sex tape with Ray J, but when he ended up on the same flight with him, the NBA star did not even acknowledge his presence. After a few hours of silence, the singer finally approached Kris and said:

MADONNA gets playful at the 68th Venice Film Festival in a butterfly-covered gown and funky sunglasses. Check it out:

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Madonna graced the red carpet premiere of “W.E.”—which she directed—in a tight-fitting Vionnet gown with shiny red butterfly embellishments. The eye-catching dress showed off the Material Girl’s super toned arms and minuscule waist.

The health conscious singer played up the youthful look with bright red Miu Miu sunglasses and glossy, cherry red lips.