A squatter took up residence in PAMELA ANDERSON‘s home and even slit her wrists after Pammy called the police. Funny thing was, it took several days before the former “Baywatch” babe noticed a certain someone had broken in and was living in her spare guest room after stuff started disappearing around the house. How ditzy can you get?

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Pam told Hollywood celebrity websites the crazed fan may have been in her house with her and her sons, Brandon and Dylan for several days. *shudder* Pam must be living in a 15-room mansion for her not to notice she had an unwelcome guest.

“One fan snuck into my house, sliced their wrists and then ate all my bread. It’s terrible but I am serious! When the police took her, she was even wearing one of my ‘Baywatch’ bathing suits. It was very scary, actually. I was in my house with my children, alone, and this woman had gotten in and was there for a few days.”

*double shudder*

“I kept noticing my bread was going missing and then my jean jacket disappeared. But I was like, ‘I’m going crazy because I have two babies, I’m forgetting everything.’ But this woman had been staying in the guest room for days. When the police came, she slit her wrists!”

Can you imagine anyone sneaking into your own home, living there for days, wearing your clothes, and eating your food, ….all without you knowing? Pam Anderson must be more out of it than most people. Shouldn’t social services have a go-see about how her kids are really doing?

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