“American Idol’s” widest smiler STEVEN TYLER lost a couple of teeth today after he cut a mean slide on the floor of his Bourbon Hotel bathroom in Asuncion, Paraguay. Hollywood news and gossip is cringing at the picture of how Steven‘s famous kisser must’ve smooched the tiles pretty hard…
The Aerosmith frontman was rushed to the hospital following the accident where doctors discovered the worse of his injuries were largely of the oral variety…
Apart from some cuts around his eyebrow and mouth, that is.
Steven was forced to cancel the concert he was set to perform at a rock festival in the country, perhaps due to the fear that not only would he end up lisping through the lyrics, he’s be treating South American audiences to his version of a Halloween pumpkin onstage.
There hasn’t been any word from the “American Idol” judge’s reps about whether Steven would be suing the hotel for their slipper bathroom bathroom. On the other hand, it may have just been the fragility of old age (he’s 63) that sent him falling to kiss the tiles below. He’s lucky he didn’t break his hips.
Get well soon, Steven Tyler. We’re looking forward to seeing you again soon, showing us lopsided pearly whites with even more character to enhance that well-known smacker of yours.
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