BROOKE MUELLER was seen at a kids’ Halloween party with her twin sons braless and dressed in a see-through top, leaving celebrity news wondering if she intended to come as a human lactating machine:

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Maybe Brooke doesn’t have a nanny, and taking care of two rambunctious toddlers can take such a toll on anyone that they forget to wear a bra to a children’s party. On the other hand, maybe the twins are indeed still nursing and Brooke wanted the convenience of merely lifting her top so they could each latch on for lunch…

In any case, Brooke seems to be oblivious to stares and flashing cameras directed her way at the 18th Annual Dream Halloween Event in Santa Monica, an event held for the benefit of Children Affected by AIDS Foundation sponsored by Mattel and Toys R Us.

The only saving grace in her revealing “costume” was the fact that it’s dark, mossy green color did helpĀ  to mask her high beam headlights a little, and she at least paired the top with a more modest pair of jeans.

Take out this photo 10 years from now, and the embarrassed twins will wish they’d have at least covered their mom’s mammaries with their hands.

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