Here’s some seriously crazy (and kinky) Hollywood celebrity gossip: JASON BIGGS’ wife JENNY MOLLEN hired a prostitute for him on his birthday. And she wasn’t shy about it, either, because she wrote down all the sordid details in a blog for Playboy’s new site, The Smoking Jacket.

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So, on Jason’s birthday, Jenny thought she would get him the best birthday gift a married man could get—a night with another woman. And, best of all, she later wrote about their experience. She began:

“So my husband and I got a wh*re. I’m hoping, unless you’re some sick depraved dissolute of a person, this isn’t the kind of thing you hear everyday. If it is, f**k you, I thought it was pretty gangster. So, ok, where do I begin? I wanted to do something special for his birthday, isn’t that how all these stories start?”

The actress, who is known for playing Nina Ash on the “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” spin-off “Angel,” then talked about how her first few attempts at hiring a prostitute for Jason were complete failures. She wrote:

“The adventure started when I called up my asshole friend, Chelsea and asked if she knew any “massage therapists”. Chelsea insisted that this chick would come over and with the proper amount of alcohol, do whatever we wanted… About thirty minutes in, I started to realize something was wrong. This girl wasn’t a prostitute!! This girl was a legit massage therapist! Fucking Chelsea set me up.”

After that, Jenny tried to get another girl, and as luck would have it she did indeed land a prostitute, except that the girl turned out to be a “munchkin.” Unfortunately, Jason had a problem with the ATM so they couldn’t pay the girl’s fee.

Strike two.

On their third try, Jenny hit payday. She shared:

“I told him [Jason]… we were calling his host friend who works in the casinos and having him send us the most professional call girl he knows… Aside from feeling like a dirty old man, I felt accomplished. “Finally, a professional” I declared… We texted Keisha, (hooker # 2) that we would love to meet up sometime tomorrow.”

After a successful night with Keisha—whom they paid six hundred dollars to perform fellatio on JasonJenny realized that it had indeed been a good experience. She said:

“I was instantly more aroused by my husband. He seemed so mysterious to me… Something was rekindled between us. Or perhaps something blossomed that was never there before. I don’t know which it was, but I felt closer.”

So was Jason upset about the fact that Jenny spilled all the dirty details of their “adventure”? Nope.

The “American Pie” star even tweeted a link to the blog and said:

“My wife is in Playboy. Hot.”

TMI, you guys.

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