JESSICA SIMPSON is (unofficially) six months pregnant, a pregnancy expert has said. Judging by how far out her belly has ballooned…and we’re definitely sure it isn’t just too many cheeseburgers…we kind of have to agree with that assessment. But does Jessica?
We’re not really sure if this is a case of self-denial…as in, “nah, a couple of workout sessions with Tracy Anderson, and I’ll lose this gut”…or if Jess is trying to buck celebrity tradition and leave Hollywood gossip websites to speculate about when she’ll ever announce the bun in her oven, and then go right ahead and pop out the babe who’ll stick it’s tongue out at us: “boo-ya!”
But knowing her daddy Joe Simpson and his “show me the money” take on his daughters’ careers, maybe she’s still holding out for that $500,000 deal to officially declare her state of infanticipation.
A Dr. Tara Solomon, Director of he Women’s Wellness Center of South Florida, is estimating Jess may be about 20 to 21 weeks along (six months preggy to you), and will probably have the baby around February or March next year.
But Jess still isn’t saying anything, not on her Twitter feed, on her Facebook wall, or even on her website via strategically promoted maternity wear for her fashion line.
What’s Jessica playing at, we wonder. Is there some sort of game plan we aren’t aware about? Because as far as we know, she doesn’t seem to be aware she’s pregnant, and we guess until she blurts it out, we’ll pretend right along with her.
You just had a really (really, really, really) heavy lunch, right Jess?
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