JOHNNY DEPP isn’t prepared for his daughter to start dating. In fact, he says he’ll be standing by with a tire iron. The 48-year-old dad has had his own wild escapades with a lot of beautiful women (hats of to you, Kate Moss) during his nearly 30 years in showbiz, but when it comes to his teenage daughter, Johnny turns downright Victorian…

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Lily-Rose , his oldest daughter with long-time partner, French singer and actress Vanessa Paradis, is a precocious 12, and it won’t be long now before boys start turning up on the radar.

“I’ll probably be standing there with a tire iron,”

The “Pirates of the Caribbean” star told entertainment news.

“Yeah, probably there’ll be a bottle of rum in my left hand and a tire iron in the right hand.”

And why he’d choose a tire iron over Captain Jack Sparrow’s pistols and a cutlass is beyond our ken. Only Johnny would know the best way to deal with his daughter’s future suitors….savvy?

Still, we don’t blame Johnny Depp. He and Vanessa almost lost Lily-Rose four years ago when she was hospitalized for a mysterious illness in England. After that ordeal, prospective suitors are probably easier to deal with.

You smack that tire iron, Johnny!

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