LINDSAY LOHAN can’t seem to keep blowing her second chances…she arrived late for her first day of community service at the county morgue. Does she have some kind of passive-aggressive self-sabotage disorder that compels her to voluntarily ruin what’s left of her career?
How many times has she missed being thrown into jail by the skin of her teeth? And yet here she is again impelled by some sort of inner clockwork that ensures her a permanent seat on the train wreck of her life…
Lindsay was ordered to appear at 8 a.m. today for an orientation session at the county morgue where she’s been assigned to prove she’s really willing to comply with the terms of her probation. But according to celebrity news, the “Machete” actress showed up 40 minutes late. She was told come back the next day an hour earlier.
I’m sorry for the confusion that I may of caused to those at the Coroner’s office. Won’t happen again, now I know where to go!”
Lindsay tweeted a few hours ago, blaming her lack of sense of direction and the “confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival” for her tardiness.
“With all the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I’ve never been so happy to go to therapy!!!!”
If you call therapy communing with long-dead corpses and fresh, juicy bodies at the morgue for a total 16 hours.
Oh wait. We forget…she gets off easy by mopping floors, washing sheets, and cleaning stockrooms.
Is she going to end up blowing her chance at this, too?
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