MIRANDA KERR is generating buzz on celebrity gossip websites with the release of her first post-baby nude photo in Harper’s Bazaar magazine.

Yes, she only gave birth a couple of months ago and she already looks like that. Doesn’t it just make you want to gnash your teeth and tear your hair out in frustration?

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Miranda, who is the cover girl for Harper’s Bazaar Australia’s November issue, shows of her fabulous post-baby bod in a number of seductively sexy shots—including one where she poses in nothing but a headwrap and heels.

CHRISTINA AGUILERA dropped some jaws when she stuffed her voluptuous curves in a super-tight racy costume for the MICHAEL JACKSON tribute concert on Saturday. Check it out:

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Christina has undoubtedly gained a few pounds over the years, but she still looks pretty good—except during the times that she forgets she’s not as skinny as she used to be and tries to wear clothes that are a couple of sizes too small.

In recent celebrity news, TIGER WOODS was attacked yesterday with a hotdog during a gold tournament in California.

Yes, you read that right—a hotdog. Not a golf ball, or a rock, or anything else that could actually hurt him.

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The incident occurred during the Frys.com Open in San Martin. Tiger was working on a particular hole when a spectator suddenly yelled “Tiger!” and threw a hotdog at him.

KATIE PRICE stepped out to promote her new TV show, “Signed By Katie Price,” clad in nothing but skimpy lingerie at The Worx in London.

Does she really need to look like this just to get people to notice her?

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Katie made celebrity news headlines when she showed up to promote her new Sky Living series in a white blazer (which she left unbuttoned), lace-trimmed thigh-high fishnet stockings, suspenders, sheer black panties, and a rhinestone-encrusted black bra.

BEYONCE has once again been accused of ripping off dance moves for the music video of her new single “Countdown”. Does this mean she doesn’t have her own choreographer to come up with an original set of steps? Or is she simply tired of having to think up of her own?

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Current news recalls previous accusations of plagiarism…is there such a thing in dance?…for the expectant mother‘s dance steps in her runaway success “Single Ladies”, and again during her performance at the Billboard Music Awards. But can dance moves be copyrighted? Can the original choreographer apply for a patent?

Beatle Sir PAUL MCCARTNEY married wife number three, New York transportation heiress NANCY SHEVELL in civil rites witnessed only by the closest family members and friends. Quite a far cry from his lavish castle wedding to wife number four Heather Mills, who gave him much grief and cost him a fortune during their bitter divorce proceedings.

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Good thing, Nancy Shevell has her own money, and they’ve been dating since 2007, which may be enough time for a fuddy-daddy like Paul to consent to settle down