10 disasters that will happen if MADONNA performs at the Super Bowl

Logan Lerman cute for Da Man

Lady Gaga is see-through, sight-impaired

!! OMG, ruined: Justin Bieber to sing Xmas duet with Mariah Carey !!

full wenn3466238

Amanda Knox not guilty after 4 years…

Breaking: Apple founder Steve Jobs passes away

Eddie Cibrian injured on the set of ‘The Playboy Club’

Kristen Stewart confirms that she’s dating Robert Pattinson

COURTNEY LOVE is mouthing off again, telling Hollywood celebrity websites she stuck pins in her late husband KURT COBRAIN‘s balls while he was alive. Which leads us to conjecture if she really was the reason he blew his brains out with a shotgun 17 years ago. Really, who’d want to live with a woman who’d stick pins in your nutsack on a regular basis?

wenn1284363 wenn1284388

Aren’t they lucky they’d still been able to form Frances Bean in the wake of Courtney‘s scrotum acupuncture sessions?

The ASHTON KUTCHER-DEMI MOORE marriage had been in trouble weeks before the the diarrhea hit the fan…and all this due to Demi‘s relapse into alcoholism, Hollywood rumors just heard. In fact, long before Ashton banged Sara Leal in a hot tub in his hotel suite in San Diego on the night of his and Demi‘s sixth marriage anniversary, he’d already moved out of the conjugal home…

wenn5428297

…and all because Demi had been hitting the bottle too hard.

Apple co-founder STEVE JOBS is dead. He was 56. The man who almost single-handedly transformed the face of the digital world had been suffering from pancreatic cancer and it’s complications when he passed away today.

wenn634260

Steve Jobs led a storied career that included bringing the iPod, iPhone and iPad into wide public use. Star news reported a liver transplant in 2009, and Jobs stepped down from Apple this year due to his many health problems.

LADY GAGA was spotted shopping at Rellik in Notting Hill last night in an emerald green pantsuit. It’s a shocking look for Gaga, who just hates wearing normal clothes.

Well, the outfit would have been normal… if it weren’t for the weird headdress.

lady gaga 3 wenn3546014

Hey Gaga! We hate to break it to you, but St. Patty’s Day is in March.

The eccentric fashionista went for a monochromatic look last night, which was composed of a double-breasted emerald green pantsuit, matching platform pumps, and a green headdress with dollar signs printed all over it.

KIM KARDASHIAN is discovering her married life has gone to the dogs because apparently, husband KRIS HUMPRHIES barks just like one. And she hates it. Ourselves, we’re thinking Kris has the look of a sleek Great Dane with a curly top, but Kim‘s not kidding when she says he actually barks the part. So who’s doing the biting, then?

wenn3488722