TIGER WOODS‘ infamous mistress, RACHEL UCHITEL‘s quickie Vegas wedding early this month has led to a quickie pregnancy, Hollywood rumors have learned. Once again, Rachel the party girl proves she can move fast on her feet…or even lying down…

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Rachel tied the knot with Matty Hahn, pictured above in this Twitter photo, in Las Vegas’ Little White Chapel. The quickie wedding quickly resulted in a pregnancy. Who knew that guy was a better baller than Tiger Woods ever was?

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MICHAEL LOHAN has been arrested… again. And this time, he jumped off a motel balcony in an effort to escape the police and avoid arrest.

Now we see where LiLo gets her disregard for the law from.

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Michael was arrested earlier this week for domestic violence charges after he physically and verbally attacked his ex-girlfriend Kate Major. Twelve hours after he was released, celebrity gossip websites found out that he was back in the slammer.

ASHLEY GREENE looked pretty amazing in a shimmery, gold embroidered dress by fashion designer L’Wren Scott while she promoted “Breaking Dawn” with co-star ROBERT PATTINSON in Belgium.

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Ashley rarely ever wears anything other than muted colors on the red carpet, but this time she donned a gorgeous gold embroidered L’Wren Scott dress, which she paired with nude Brian Atwood pumps and simple gold jewelry.

Ashley completed her winning look by keeping her hair down in a sleek, straight hairstyle and wearing smokey eye makeup and glossy rose lipstick.

VICTORIA JUSTICE wore a sleeveless pink bubble dress at the 2011 TeenNick Halo Awards.

What do you think? Is it hot or not?

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Victoria looked cute in a Tadashi Shoji minidress, which was made of shimmery hot pink crushed fabric. It was sleeveless and featured a frothy bubble skirt.

The “Victorious” star paired her dress with black patent ankle strap Giuseppe Zanotti sculptural wedges and simple jewelry.

According to recent celebrity news, JUSTIN BIEBER was recently pulled over by the cops while he was driving around Los Angeles in his… Batmobile? The Canadian popstar was in a three-car convoy with his friends when the incident occurred—but of course, he escaped any repercussions.

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What do you expect, right? It’s Justin! He can get anything and get away with anything… including driving the Batmobile. Okay, it’s not exactly the Batmobile. Justin had his Cadillac CTS-V pimped out to look sort of like the Batmobile. It has custom “JB” logos on the sides, crazy-bright HID headlamps, awesome suicide doors, and more.