It’s true, KIRSTIE ALLEY is all set to live the fabulous life of a Hollywood whore to follow her white hot stint on “Dancing With The Stars”. Falls on the dance floor notwithstanding, formerly plus-sized Kirstie, who lost a record 100 pounds twirling on “DWTS” is in talks to star in Lance Bass‘ Broadway play named…you guessed it…”The Fabulous Lives of Hollywood Whores”.

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One thing’s for certain…Kirstie‘s no prude, but does star news think she can convincingly play a Hollywood whore?

Maybe an aging one? Oh, wait…she’ll be a biz executive who is running a secret L.A. call girl service out of a department store. Can you chew on that?

Of course we can’t take the title of the play literally. It may be an alliteration of some sort. We’re sure Lance Bass will tell us all about it in good time. Still, Kirstie, despite the Emmy she received in TV’s “Cheers”, will be entering into the heretofore unknown arena of the stage, where critics are more ascerbic, to put it kindly.

Will she be able to hack this gig the way she danced into our hearts in “DWTS”?

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