BRITNEY SPEARS took JOE JONAS and made use of him as a human stripper pole during her London performance for her “Femme Fatale” tour. Were the British shocked out of their stiff upper lips? You betcha!

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Apparently, this Jonas brother was in the audience and Brit-Brit grabbed him up on the stage with her to perform her song “Leather and Lace” while gyrating up and down the 22-year-old. Either Joe Jonas was shocked totally  rigid (in a particular part of his anatomy), or enjoyed himself immensely (promise ring or no) because he kept his eyes closed for the duration of Britney‘s performance (on him)…

Well, wouldn’t you too if a rather too fleshy piece of ass in fishnets and feathers rubs their nethers up and down your person in front of an audience of thousands?

Still, what could Joe Jonas do? His breakaway solo career isn’t doing so well, celebrity news has heard, and shouldn’t all ex-Disney stars give each other a hand? Affiliating himself with Britney (and consequently, her fishnet and feather-covered nethers) could only do him a world of good.

“@britneyspears thanks for the strip tease ;)”

Joe later tweeted Brit-Brit his gratitude.

That’s the spirit!

Images via WENN

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