Celebrity news was witness to BRAD PITT‘s attempts to…uh, sing…and well, we love you Brad, we really do. You make us weak in the knees. But there are just some kinds of “talent” that you shouldn’t even think about touching with a 50-foot-pole, you know?

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The former People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive” lent his voice and…er, singing prowess to “Happy Feet Two,” and wow, he sure does the most appalling version of  Queen‘s “We Are The Champions” we’ve ever heard. Please don’t turn over in your grave, Freddie Mercury, please don’t…

Brad, 47, and Matt Damon (now that guy can sing!) topbill this “Happy Feet” sequel which is currently in post-production. The two play characters named Will and Bill, who happen to be hugely ambitious krill, shrimp-like  marine crustaceans that form a major part of whales’ diets.

But sadly no, Brad‘s character doesn’t get eaten by a whale here. So, “Happy Feet” and penguin fans, brace yourself for Brad Pitt‘s lovely throat screeching serenading to you on the big screen.

Fortunately, we also get to hear the voices of big name stars like Elijah Wood, who plays Mumble, Robin Williams as the dual characters of Ramon and Lovelace, Sofia Vergara as Carmen, and singer Pink, as the deep-lunged Gloria.

Let’s hope the rest of the cast can drown Brad‘s voice out…or at least help us forget it for a while…

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