Sorry, there’ll be no full frontal nudity for LINDSAY LOHAN‘s Playboy celebrity photo shoot when it makes its debut on the January/February 2012 issue. So much for your anticipation, you aren’t getting a single glimpse of Lindsay fully uncovered unless some hackerazzi goes and infiltrates her email account.

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But don’t get mad at LiLo. It was Playboy CEO, Hugh Hefner‘s decision. It seems he wanted a Marilyn Monroe photo shoot like the one Lindsay did for celebrity photographer, Bert Stern. So she’ll be naked alright…only strategically covered like the Bert Stern photo above instead of fully beaver-ified like we’ve been expecting…

Uh…bummer?

Lindsay‘s first Playboy photo session apparently didn’t agree too well with the Hef. He thought it was too Kate Moss-ish, and he didn’t want a contemporary fashion-inspired story when he preferred classic Hollywood…you know, the decade he made his most Playboy sexual conquests in. When he was young and randy, and Lindsay‘s parents were nothing more than motes swimming in the ether.

So he rejected the first photo shoot and called for LiLo to come back for a second attempt, just before she turned herself in for her four and a half hour ordeal in jail. And the result will be what you’ll be seeing in the January/February 2012 issue.

So no full frontal nudity. Does that mean Lindsay‘s $1 million paycheck’s been significantly cut?

Image via Bert Stern

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